If I'm not Star Spangled Bible Thumping Patriotism, then the terrorists have already won

I think I’ll run for office playing the terrorism card. “Vote for me or we’re all going to DIE.” I’ll probably have to start small, like running for school board or county something-or-other. Any negative press that I get will be met with a rebuttal invoking the fact that the terrorists have read the local News Graphic online, and are laughing at how America is weakening itself in these desperate times. I’ll pull the religious track, too. *Vote for Me or We’ll All Die AND Go to Hell!*