Could Karl Rove kick Ronald Reagan's ass? Could Wonder Woman defeat a $10M CEO?

If Wonder Woman had an invisible airplane, how did she see the controls?

A bit of Wonder Woman trivia is that if her hands were bound, she had to obey whatever commands were given to her. She couldn’t do much with her hands bound, but that didn’t stop virtually every WW comic book cover in the 50s and 60s from featuring soft-core bondage scenes. A good assortment of them were lesbian themed to boot.

You never saw Captain America with his hands bound. Or Spiderman, Flash or the Hulk. How could Wonder Woman let herself get caught so friggin’ often?

The climax to every Wonder Woman adventure on TV was at a warehouse. There was always a big pile of boxes for the bad guys to get thrown into. I wonder what was in those boxes, because they crumpled like paper. If the boxes were carrying dishwashers or something, the bad guys would just bounce off with a thud.

Aquaman didn’t even have a secret ID. He was just Superman-Lite-Under-the-Sea.
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The Karl Rovian strategy was to be just moderate enough as to attract 50.01% of the vote. But you concentrate it in just enough places to get the electoral victory. That works if you’re clever and lucky. But long term, it’s terrible for the country. We don’t need a president for ½ the population who openly pits one side against the other.

And part of the problem is the radical gerrymandering that gets worse and worse every time the districts are re-drawn, leading to a large number of districts that are strictly conservative or uber-liberal. I’d vote out left wing nuts like Pelosi if I could, too.

Reps call the Dems “arrogant” and it’s like “I know you are, but what am I?” Infantile, really.
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The average CEO salary is 10 million dollars. If he or she works 250 days per year, how many hours will it take before they eclipse your annual salary (at $40K per day). And, that’s an average. Carly Fiorina made several times that and Hewlett Packard nose dived under her watch. The snooty little sh!ts in the executive suite would argue that I have no executive experience or expertise in the computer industry. But I could easily f=ck up a company and bluff long enough to get a sweet pay package. At $2 mil per month, it wouldn’t take too long, maybe from Halloween to after New Year’s Eve. No one else wants to work in the holiday season anyway. I’d pledge to buckle down and live in the office.

I wouldn’t do anything to bring shame and disgrace on the company during that time, either, like buy an overpriced shower curtain or have some disgusting ice sculpture for my girlfriend that shot $100 per bottle vodka out of its pen!s. I’ll drink the vodka straight from the bottle, demonstrating that I’m so frugal that I don’t even spring for plastic cups!

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In 2012, be prepared for the endless Republican comparisons between themselves and the RONALD REAGAN: Greatest Human Being that Ever Occupied the Oval Office Ever. Ronald Reagan, the messiah like figure who beamed light from every bodily orifice and who’s words have become rapturous scripture. In other words, he’s the only Republican president not to have left office unpopular or disgraced since Calvin Coolidge. Personally, I thought Reagan’s administration was so fraught with scandal that history should have taken another look. But the Rep spin machine managed to spray him with enough Teflon to keep him out of the fray. The Reps paint a picture of an old man who slept through meetings and kept only minimally briefed of any situation. Yet at the same time, they portray Reagan as inspiring the world as a true conservative president. But how can you be both a strong, visionary leader and an amusing, old dotard? Ask the spin docs at the RNC. They still keep Reagan’s body embalmed in a macabre, vacuum-sealed, glass coffin on display at their headquarters like Vladimir Lenin at the Kremlin.